Posted 27 September 2009 - 02:04 AM
This was such a terrible fighting game for the Jaguar that I don't even know where to begin. It doesn't even have anything going for it: digitized actors (ripped off from Mortal Kombat) that were more often than not horrible stereotypes (the Native American and the Scottsman are particularly unapologetic in this regard), choppy animation, uninspired music and sound effects, and a lame system of unlocking other playable characters via fighting through the game in a storyline that is once again ripped off from Mortal Kombat (world-shattering martial arts tournament held at remote island)...words fail me. The Jaguar's cumbersome controller didn't help matters any, contributing to a terrible control scheme. And did I mention that Angus, the Scottish chappy, as a special move lifts the front of his kilt and shoots a fireball at his opponent?? Sure, they had a giant monster who farted at you as a special attack, but seriously...a man who shoots fire from his groin?? W...T...F...?
Not one of Atari's shining moments, let me tell you...
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