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#1 Phillyman

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:23 PM

Anyone have any more? :lol:


Movie Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies
1) The Bone Collector
2) Toy Story
3) Anywhere But Here
4) Deep Impact
5) Fire Down Below
6) In & Out
7) Backdraft
8) Gone In 60 Seconds
9) The Serpent And The Rainbow
10) Any Which Way You Can
11) Every Which Way But Loose
12) Howard's End
13) The Black Stallion
14) Big Daddy
15) Three Men and a Little Lady
17) The Fast and the Furious
18) Shaft
19) Driven
20) Blow
21) Snatch
22) Iron Monkey
23) Woman On Top

#2 Areala

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:26 PM

You missed the most obvious one, in my mind:

The Firm. ;)

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:45 PM

And you missed Three Men and a Baby :lol:

You're sick.

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:56 PM

And you missed Three Men and a Baby :lol:

You're sick.



I wasn't going to go there.....

I will add "Real Women Have Curves"
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:04 PM

Commando
A Tale of Two Sisters! :lol:
Days of being wild
Iron Fisted Monk :unsure:
Midnight Meat Train (oh God)
Black Rain
The Big Boss
Goldmember
A snake of june
Shark Skin man and a Peach Hip Girl
Dragon Fist
Shaolin Wooden Men
Fist of Fury (there's a theme in here....)
Die Hard :D
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#6 Areala

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:04 PM

Now, the harder assignment (no pun intended):

Come up with porno titles that sound like they could be real films. :)

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:06 PM

Midnight Meat Train (oh God)

OK, now I'm mad that I didn't think of that one. :)

How about the ultra obvious, "Zak and Miri Make A Porno"? :)

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:15 PM

Can't stop now.

Tokyo Fist
Men Suddenly in Black
300 (eum yeah....)
Cobra
Black Snake Moan. :D
Snakes on a Plane

As for the other way around, that's a lot harder.

House of Dreams?
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 03:21 PM

Now, the harder assignment (no pun intended):

Come up with porno titles that sound like they could be real films. :)

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Sarah



WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ? :jester:
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:31 PM

Lorenzo's Oil
Blown Away
The Deep
Pumping Iron
Midnight Express
Shampoo
Orca
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:32 PM

WHAT'S THE LESBIAN DOING IN MY PIRATE MOVIE ? :jester:


Sex, Lies and Videotape
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#12 Hidinger

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 09:07 PM

A lot of the good ones are gone, but some of these always made me think they could possibly be pornos...

Crouching Tiger - Hidden Dragon
Dead or Alive
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Tango and Cash
Sister Act II: Back in the habit (depends on what your "habit" is)
Top Gun


I am really suprised no one beat me to this one
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 09:23 PM

Sister Act II: Back in the habit (depends on what your "habit" is)

I always thought it was a riot that the posters in the, erm, "art house" theatre in "Duke Nukem 3D" advertised "Sister Act III" as a lesbian porno feature. :)

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 09:40 PM

I always thought it was a riot that the posters in the, erm, "art house" theatre in "Duke Nukem 3D" advertised "Sister Act III" as a lesbian porno feature. :)

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Yeah. I loved a lot of the stuff like that from Duke Nukem 3d. I had the new one on reserve for about 6 years. The interest off my deposit would have paid for the full game...until they cancelled it :(

Anyway,

Thunderball
The Long Kiss Goodnight and Never Say Never Again would both be softcore ones.
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Posted 21 August 2009 - 08:03 AM

Holes.

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 08:33 AM

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
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Beadnobs and Broomsticks seem more like fetish porno titles to me.

Leave it to Disney on those two.

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 08:36 AM

How did I miss this one:

Big Trouble in Little China

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Posted 21 August 2009 - 09:37 AM

One time I was walking with my ex g/f on Ventura Blvd, I think it was, and there were names of movies on the bricks making up the sidewalk. We were saying, man, a lot of these sound like porn movie titles(they weren't). Then she pointed out "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps" and we busted up laughing.

I'll just leave that one to your sick imaginations.
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Posted 21 August 2009 - 09:53 AM

Here are some more, much thanks to John Waters and his "Porn or Not Porn" segment in "I Love the 70's Part 2"

Two Mules for Sister Sarah
A Man Called Horse
Black Mama, White Mama
The Hot Rock
Bang The Drum Slowly
The Last Of Sheila
The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad
Let's Do It Again
The Shootist
The Pom Pom Girls
Mother, Jugs and Speed
Oh God
Goin' South
Hardcore
The Black Hole
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Posted 21 August 2009 - 11:04 AM

Two Mules for Sister Sarah


Oh my! :lol:



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